Cop and a Half: Episode 3 - Brigandoomiest

Lem woke to the sounds of birds chirping.  He yawned and stretched, squinting against the sun rising overhead.  Where was he?  How did he get here?  He glanced to his right and saw the smoking remains of a farm.  Oh, right.

Starting Deck 

Burlgar,Archer, Sage, Amulet of Life, Blast Stone, BoG x 5, Cure, Lightning Touch, Detect Magic, Inflict, Sling

Valeros took a deep breath.  He loved the smell of destruction in the morning.  Looking over his shoulder, he saw Lem start to rise from his slumber.  Good, it was time they got moving.  The Sheriff probably wanted some kind of update on the situation.

Starting Deck 

Crowbar, Spyglass, BoG x3, Sherriff Hemlock, Crow, Longsword x2, Longspear, Warhammer, Longbow, Chainmail x2, Magic Leather Armor

Lem sifted through the ashes on their way through the fields.  He was surprised to find some really nice looking bracers amidst the debris.  He reached down to pick them up, and was surprised to see they were attached to something.  As he pulled them harder, a fully formed skeleton erupted from the ash.  Backing off quickly, Lem planted a stone through it's skull with his sling.  He was in no mood for this nonsense today, but hey, it wasn't a shadow at least.

Turn 1
Lem – BoCalistria
Woods
Bracers of protection – Arcane = D10+1 = 3 = successBoG exploreSkeleton = Sling + Valeros = D8 + D6 + D4 = 12 = success

Valeros also found something in the field that looked interesting.  It was a vial filled with a strange liquid.  Upon determining that it was in no way alcoholic, however, he threw it into the distance.  Had he been assigned to a dry county?  Seriously, where was all the booze?

Turn 2

Valeros – BoCalistria

Potion of Ghostly Form – Intelligence = D6 = 2 = fail

Lem stood admiring his new bracers.  As he did, he was struck from behind by some force.  Spinning as he fell, he saw a very angry woman stomping towards him across the field.  She was shouting something about how they would pay for destroying her farm, and how she was going to bring a whole team of lawyers down on them.  Well, Lem did a quick "What Would Valeros Do?" in his mind, and electrocuted the woman.  Whew, he thought, crisis averted.

Turn 3

Lem – BoTorag

Enchanter – 1 Damage – Lightning Touch + Valeros = D10+1 + 2d4 + D4 = 17 = success = 1 Damage

Recharge success

Valeros was nearing the bridge that he had cut down the day before, and saw some idiot attempting to repair it.
"Hey!  Someone could get hurt on that thing!" He shouted to the man.
As the man turned, Valeros recognized him.  This was the same guy who got away last night!  Well, no one escaped Valeros.  He unsheathed his sword and chased the man across the newly repaired bridge.

Turn 4

Valeros – BoG

Jubrayl – Melee + Longspear = D10+3 + D8 = 11 = successClose check = Wisdom + BoG + Lem BoG = 3D4 = 8 = success
Lem was still admiring his bracers as he approached the wooden bridge.  It was nice to finally get some sort of reward for his service, even if he did find it in a pile of ashes...and attached to an undead monster.  Still, pretty sweet.  It was thoughts like these that caused him to not notice the shadow standing in his path.  It swarmed over him, smothering him, and when it was gone, Lem saw that he had lost his bracers as well as his Blast Stone he had found the day before.  Did...did he just get robbed by a SHADOW?  Lem scowled and dusted himself off.

Turn 5

Lem – BoG 

Wooden BridgeShadow – Melee + BoG + Blast Stone = D4 + D4 + D4 = 9 = fail = 3 damage = Recharge Bracers of protection = 2 damage
Valeros ran across the bridge, almost running headlong into some travelers as he did so.
"Watch it!  Out of the way!  Police business!" He yelled, as he pushed them aside.
As some of the travelers fell from the bridge, he nodded inwardly. He knew someone was going to get hurt on this damn thing.

Turn 6

Valeros – BoDesna

Standard Bearer – Diplomacy = D6+2 = 3 = fail
Lem had reached the bridge now, and tried to push some travelers that were there from his path.  There appeared to be some commotion, but Lem couldn't be bothered.
"Excuse me, police business!  Please let me through!"  He said as he pushed his way through.
One of the travelers produced a bow and aimed it at Lem.  Fortunately that man didn't make too much of a fuss when Lem sent negative energy coursing through him.  Lem stepped over the man and carried on his way.

Turn 7

Lem – BoPharasma

BoIomedae – Divine = D10+1 = 10 = successDiscard Blessing exploreTraitor – Archer Discard – Inflict + Valeros = D10+1 + D6 + D4 = 18 = success

Recharge fail Lem out of cards to draw, again.
Valeros shoved more peasants out of his way.  Was there some kind of festival around here or something?  Where were these people coming from?

Turn 8 

Valeros – BoDesna

Standard Bearer – Diplomacy – D6+2 = 4 = fail
Lem continued running after Valeros.  He was getting too old for this.

Turn 9 

Lem – BoPharasma

Nothing
Valeros heard some music in the distance.  Maybe there WAS some kind of festival.  Oh well, he didn't have time for that right now.  He had to keep moving.  Not even the promise of sweet festival alcohol would keep him from his quarry.

Turn 10

Valeros – BoPharasma

Satyr – Dex = D8 = 7 = fail = 2 damage
Lem kept running.  He considered a change in career.  Maybe something nice and relaxing, like an entertainer.

Turn 11

Lem – BoG

Nothing
Valeros had nearly caught up with the man now.  They were heading straight towards the waterfront.  Valeros laughed.  There was no escaping now!

Turn 12

Valeros – BoG

Jubrayl – Melee + Longspear = D10+3 + D8 = 14 = success
Lem's running became a jog, then a vigorous walk.  He wasn't getting paid enough for this.  Not by a long shot.

Turn 13 

Lem – BoG

Bury card to recharge Cure
Valeros moved into the busy Waterfront crowd.  He had no idea who this guy was, or what he was doing, but there was no way he was going to let him get away again.  He continued to shove his way through the crowd.

Turn 14

Valeros – BoG

Waterfront

Explore: BoGDiscard BoG to explore againArcher – Diplomacy = D6+2 = 3 = fail

Lem Cure – 4 

Recharge fail
Lem reached a building on the outskirts of the Waterfront, still dripping with sweat.  He really needed to get a wagon, or maybe a pony.  As he considered this, an incorporeal hand reached from the nearby wall, moving towards him.  Oh hell no, no shadow was going to get the drop on him twice in one day!  He unleashed lightning upon the hand, and was surprised to see that a fully formed ghost flew from the wall and dissipated in front of his eyes.  Great, now we have ghosts, he thought.

Turn 15

Lem – BoTorag

Waterfront

Ghost = Lightning Touch + Valeros = D10+1 + 2D4 + D4 = 16 = success

Recharge success
Using the spyglass his burglar friend had given him, Valeros looked around the crowded waterfront.  Come to think of it, where was that guy?  Had Valeros killed him?  Maybe.  It was hard to keep track.

Turn 16

Valeros – BoG

Pot of Fort – Int = D6 = success

Spyglass – Mystic Inscription and standard bearer
Lem could not see Valeros anywhere.  What was with this guy?  Lem decided that it was time to take a break, and entered a shop on the wharf.  It was a small shop full of exotic wares.  A book on the shelf caught his eye.  "How to Make Friends and Stop the Undead" was the title across the spine.  Well, that seemed perfect.  After some brief haggling, Lem walked out not only with a new book, but a new friend as well.

As he walked, he read a passage from the book aloud.  He was surprised to see a great, spherical blue light engulf the space in front of him.  A spectre within, hit the walls of its new prison in anger as it stared him down.  Well, at least the book worked, he thought.  Money well spent.

Turn 17 

Lem – BoG

Mystic Inscription = Arcane + BoG = D10+1 + D10 = 12 = success

4 spells to hand – Aid, Mending, Mirror Image, Sanctuary

Discard BoG Explore – Standard Bearer = Diplomacy = D10+3 = 13 = success

Discard Standard Bearer Explore = Spectre = Sanctuary 

Recharge fail
Later that evening, Valeros made his way back to town.  He was exhausted, thirsty, and seriously ticked off.  Back in Magnimar, he had always gotten his man, or woman, or animal.  Point was, he got stuff, and not getting this mysterious guy was throwing off his mojo something fierce.

Maybe he could at least get a drink from someone out here, he thought.  Something to tide him over until he made it back to the inn.  He knocked on a nearby farmhouse door.  There was no answer.  He knocked again, louder this time.
"Yeah yeah, keep yer pants on."  A gruff male voice from within sounded.  As the door opened, Valeros' face turned from annoyance to delight, and he took the mans head clean from his shoulders.

Turn 18 

Valeros – BoTorag

Farmhouse

Jubrayl 

Lem Close check – Bandit Henchman = reveal and discard Sling + Aid + BoG = D8+D6+D4+D6+D8 = 23 = success

Jubrayl – Recharge pot of fort and crowbar, draw Sherriff and Chainmail = Longspear + Sherriff Hemlock = D10+3 + D6 + D8 = 15 = success
Valeros whistled as he strode into Sheriff Hemlock's office that night.
"Well, Valeros, there you are!  How is the investigation going?  Any leads?"  Hemlock said as he looked up from the stacks of papers piled on his desk.
"You could say that."  Valeros said.  "I got another one of those damn bandits today." and with that, he held up the head of the man from the farmhouse.

Hemlock's eyes went wide in surprise.  "Valeros, do you have any idea who that is?  That's Jubrayl Vhiski, a crime boss and wanted outlaw!  You're a hero!" he exclaimed.

"Yeah, I know." Valeros said with a smile.

Scenario Rewards: Bracers of Protection, Tome of Knowledge
Postgame Analysis

Finally!  I thought I would never make it through that one.  It was very cool to chase Jubrayl through each location deck, though.  Just brought everything together thematically, and made for an enjoyable game.

Passing that Mystic Inscription with Lem was really nice also, and allowed him to get Aid, which will help quite a bit I think.  I decided not to stick with any of the others, because I still need cure, and a couple offensive spells at my disposal.

The items I got for a reward from the scenario were garbage, but I'm looking forward to moving on to Poison Pill!

Cop and a Half: Episode 2 - Brigandoomer

Day 2

Valeros awoke the next morning with the sunrise.  As he stared out the window of his room at the inn, he smiled.  This assignment was working out far better than he had hoped.  Back in Magnimar, he would have had to file reports, and fill out all kinds of incident paperwork each time he got into a brawl, but not out here.  He had simply walked in and told the Sheriff about the bandits and goblins, and told him he had it all taken care of.  The Sheriff actually thanked him for it.  Thanked him!  This was a dream come true.

Starting DeckLongsword x4
Longspear
Chainmail x3
Crow
Mattock
Crowbar
Standard Bearer
BoG x3

Meanwhile, across town, Lem woke up at the crack of noon, and nearly cried out as he tried to move.  His whole body was on fire.  Well, not literally, that was yesterday.  Today, his body was desperately trying to recover.  Unfortunately, he had to get to work before he lost his job.  He was certain his insane partner would want to get an early start on the mayhem that he seemed so with.  This was a nightmare.

Starting DeckSling
Caltrops
Amulet of Life
Burglar
Sage
Archer
Lightning Touch
Detect Magic
Cure
Inflict
BoG x5

The Sheriff was sending them to the Waterfront today, to question some of the workers there.  See if anything unusual had been going on.  Seemed easy enough.  As Lem walked down the pier, he noticed that there was a shadow trailing them.  Oh no, he thought, not again.  Without warning, he turned and unleashed lightning from his fingers upon the spot where the shadow was.  It withered and dissipated.  Lem looked at it for a moment, wondering if he was actually becoming accustomed to this insanity.  Would every day start with him attacking a shadow?

Turn 1
Lem – Blessing of the Gods
Waterfront
Shadow – Lightning touch + BoG = D10+1 + 2d4 + D10 = 15 = success
Recharge success

Valeros didn't even break stride as his partner destroyed the incorporeal creature that stalked them.  He had something else in his sights.  Shelelu, the innkeeper, was speaking with a fish merchant on the waterfront market.  He decided to ask for her help in the investigation, since she knew everyone in town.  As he approached, she did a double take and finished her business hurriedly with the merchant before disappearing into the crowd.  Strange.

Valeros – Blessing of the Gods
Waterfront
Shalelu – Charisma + Lem recharge = D6+2 + D4 = 6 = failure

Just then, a disturbance broke out in the marketplace and two men fled from the crowd.  They were each carrying a couple of sacks in their hands, full of goods.  Shopkeepers yelled from the crowd for someone to stop them, but no one moved.  Lem sighed, and positioned himself in their path.  They paid the halfling no mind, which was a mistake.  Lem simply reached out and touched one, sending him to the ground with negative energy.  As for the other, Lem took careful aim with his trusty sling, and sent him to join his friend in the afterlife.  The crowd cheered.

Turn 3
Lem – BoG
Bandit = Recharge Burglar, draw BoG = Inflict + Valeros = D10+1 + D6 + D4 = 16 = success
Recharge Success
Close location = Bandit henchman = Recharge BoG, draw sage = Reveal and discard Sling + Valeros = D8 + D4 +D6 + D4 = 18 = Success
Lem discards sage, Valeros discards Chainmail from Waterfront closing

Valeros had to admit it, that was pretty smooth work.  He was glad this halfling wasn't nearly as useless as most of the rookies he had served with.  As they headed back to town across the wooden bridge that connected it to the waterfront, he noticed something at the far side.  Moving closer, he could see it was a chest.  Well, that was certainly no match for his crowbar.  Prying it open, he was pleased to see some average, but useful, weapons.  As he removed them, he heard a familiar voice from the road.
"Ah, Valeros, good, I was hoping to run into you.  How did the waterfront turn out?"  Sheriff Hemlock asked.
"Umm...good.  I would say, good.  We got a couple of bandits, anyway." Valeros replied absent-mindedly as he looked for a place to stow his newfound weaponry.
"Good, well I've decided to come along with you today.  I have to admit that sitting in an office all day really isn't my style, and as the newest member of our police force, I guess I should probably perform an evaluation."
Valeros sighed inwardly.  Great, just what he needed.

Turn 4
Valeros – BoG
Wooden Bridge
Large Chest = Melee + Reveal and discard Crowbar = D10+2 + 2D10 = 19 = success
Recharge Crowbar = success
2 weapons from chest = Quarterstaff and light crossbow
BoG explore  = BoG
BoG Explore = Sherriff Hemlock = Diplomacy + Lem BoG = D6+2 + D6 = 10 = success

Lem struggled to catch up with Valeros, who didn't even seem to notice him today.  What was with this guy?  As he jogged to keep up, he failed to notice his caltrops fall out of the pouch at his waist.  Wait, he thought, is that Sheriff Hemlock talking to Valeros up there?  I Wonder what that's about?

Turn 5
Lem – BoG
Plague Zombie – Banish caltrops = evade

Valeros was about to say something that could have gotten him fired, when he was interrupted by one of the guards in the village running towards them.
"Sir, it's the glassworks, someone has broken in and made a real mess of things.  We need you down there."
Hemlock frowned and turned back to Valeros.  "Well, I guess our bonding time will have to wait till another day.  Here, why don't you take this, it should help out some."  He said as he reached into his pack and produced a leather jerkin of remarkable quality.  Valeros nodded, and turned back to see what was taking Lem so damn long to catch up.

Turn 6
Valeros – BoG
Guard – Diplomacy = D6+2 = 4 = Fail
Discard Hemlock Explore
Magic leather armor = constitution = D8 = 2 = success

Lem had stopped, noticing his caltrops were missing.  He cursed to himself and he retraced his steps.  Those things weren't cheap!  Seeing a man coming towards him, he called out.
"Excuse me, sir, have you seeMMPPHH!" The thing was on him.  This was no man at all, but a damn zombie!  What was going on in this town?  Fortunately, he still had enough juice left him him to send electricity surging through the thing.  It's grip loosened and fell away, body burned to a crisp.  OK, that was just disgusting.

Turn 7
Lem – BoG
Plague Zombie – Lightning Touch + Valeros = D10+1 + 2d4 + 1D4 = 15 = success
Recharge – fail

Valeros was getting really tired of Lem not being able to keep up.  He was going to have to buy that guy a wagon, or maybe a pony.

Turn 8
Valeros – BoG
Soldier – Melee = D10+3 = 6 = fail

Looming over the corpse at his feet and catching his breath, Lem considered how best to loot this thing.  He had seen Valeros come away with some pretty sweet stuff, and it didn't look too hard.  This thing barely had anything resembling clothing.  Well...maybe it had eaten something worthwhile?  He took a small knife and begun to cut, when the things stomach burst open!  Rats poured out from it, swarming in all directions.  Lem was seriously tired of this crap.  He took his frustrations out on the rats in the form of electricity from his fingers.  Worst. Day. Ever.

Turn 9
Lem – B of Erastil
Exchange detect magic for lightning touch
Cure self = 2
Recharge = fail
Rat Swarm = lightning touch + Valeros = D10+1 +2d4 + d4 = 12 = success
Recharge fails

Valeros had given up trying to find his partner.  If he knew anything about halflings, he knew that Lem would find his way back eventually.  Still, he saw a man in the distance, and decided to call out to him.  The man started and turned, clearly surprised by Valeros.  Upon eyeing the walking weapon rack that was Valeros, he turned and began to run.  Valeros sighed and heaved a longsword at the man.  Why was everyone so afraid of him all the time?

Turn 10
Valeros – B of Erastil
Bandit – Melee + Reveal and recharge Longsword = D10+3 + D8 + D6 = 23 = success
Dex to close location fails

Lem, tired, angry and alone, began trudging his way back across the bridge.  Where the hell was Valeros?  Looking back behind him, he saw another shambling man coming towards him.  Could this day get any worse?  He channeled his frustrations into his fingertips and unleashed it upon the zombie that approached him.  It went down with a splat, right on top of its counterpart.

Turn 11
Lem – B of Desna
Plague Zombie = Inflict + Valeros = D10+1 + D6 + D4 = 14 = success
Recharge fails
Close location due to no more cards = Dex + BoG = D8 + D8 = 3 = fails

Valeros looked back at the bridge one last time.  That thing is seriously unsafe, he thought.  I should do something about it.  He shrugged and cut the ropes that held it upright.  There, he thought, that should ensure no one gets hurt.

Turn 12
Valeros – B of Iomedae
Dex to close = D8 = 8 = success

Lem almost shed tears as he turned back to the bridge.  Some asshole had cut the ropes!  Who would do that?!  He looked around, noting that the only way back to the village was through the surrounding forest.  He hated the forest.

As he neared the trees, he saw a very nice-looking longbow resting against a rock.  Awesome, at least something was working out for him.  He picked it up and tested the string.
"Hey, what gives man?  I go behind the tree for one minute, and you think it's OK to take my stuff?!"  A man emerged from the wood, and he looked mighty pissed.
"Umm..." Lem had to think quickly. What would Valeros do? Ah, right.  He set the bow down, retrieved his sling, and sent a rock into the mans head.  Wow, that was a surprisingly simple resolution to things.  No wonder Valeros took that route most often.

Turn 13
Lem – B of Iomedae
Woods
Longbow – Dex = 5 = success
BoG explore
Bandit = Reveal and discard sling + recharge archer = D8+D6+D4+D4 = 10 = success
Wisdom to close +Bog = 2D6 = 3 = fail
Lem draws his last card, but he's not out yet!

Valeros had reached the farms that surrounded the town, and saw a man working in the field.  Maybe this guy might have some information.
"Excuse me, sir, do you know anything about bandits?"
The man looked around, and promptly fled into the field.  Is this just how everyone reacts to questions around here? Valeros sighed, and heaved his newfound quarterstaff like a javelin towards the man.

Turn 14
Valeros – B of Gorum
Farmhouse
Sneak – Discard light crossbow – Melee + Reveal and discard quarterstaff = D10+3 + D6 + D6 = 18 = success

Lem wandered through the forest.  He hated the forest.

Turn 15
Lem – B of Gorum
Nothing

Valeros looked over the body, noting a flask.  He opened it and smelled.  Water?!  Why doesn't anyone carry alcohol, like a normal person?  He threw the flask aside.

Turn 16
Valeros – B of Gorum
Holy Water – fail

Lem was seriously lost now.  He REALLY hated the forest.

Turn 17
Lem – B of Gorum
Nothing

The flask that Valeros had thrown had caused a cry of pain from the fields.  As Valeros moved closer to investigate, he felt his limbs start to move uncontrollably.  He heard a faint music, but could not move himself to find the source.  He slapped himself out of it and resolved to get back to town as quickly as possible.  He needed a drink.

Turn 18
Valeros – B of Erastil
Satyr – Dex = D8 = 8 = fail = 1 damage

Was, was this the BRIDGE?!  How did Lem end up back at the bridge?!  This day sucked.

Turn 19
Lem – B of Desna
Move to Bridge
Bury burglar to recharge cure using bridge closed ability

Valeros saw a strange creature moving in the distance as he neared town.  Lem had been ranting and raving about some seal shark thing that had attacked him yesterday.  Could this be that creature?  Valeros used his longsword to investigate further, but the creature was...resistant.  It slapped him around and waddled away.  Oh hell no, that did not just happen.  Valeros picked himself up and charged after the creature.

Turn 20
Valeros – B of Calistria
Lem Cures himself = 2
Recharge success
Valeros explore – Bunyip = fail wisdom = Melee + Reveal longsword + D10+3 + D8 = 7 = fail = discard mattock and magic leather

Meanwhile, Lem descended once again into that dreadful forest.  As he did so, he could feel eyes on him.  He had had enough of this for one day.  Time to take his bad mood out on whatever was watching him.  A stifled cry of pain sounded as a goblin fell from the trees.  Lem considered looting the body, but then recalled what his last experience in looting had taught him, and moved on.

Turn 21
Lem – B of calistria
Woods
Goblin commando = 1 ranged damage = amulet of life
Recharge success
Inflict = D10+1 + D6 = 13 = success
Recharge success

Valeros ran after the...whatever this monster was, and plunged his sword deep.  After he was satisfied that the thing was no longer breathing, he carried on his way.

Turn 22
Valeros – BoG
Lem Cure = 5
Recharge fails
Valeros explore – Bunyip – fail wisdom – Melee + reveal longsword + BoG = D10+3 + D8 + D10 = 19 = success

Lem moved deeper into the woods.  As he did so, he could hear something that sounded like thunder in the distance, drawing closer.  What was that smell?  It was a nutty smell, slightly tinged with rancid, oh no, was it more zombies?  Lem prepared himself as the sound drew ever closer.  What emerged from the trees was a horrifying creature unlike any he had seen.  A zombie giant.  He summoned everything in his being, and struck the monstrosity down with a blast of lightning.  Nope, this day could not get worse.  Could not.

Turn 23
Lem – BoG
Zombie Giant – Lightning Touch + BoG = D10+1 + 2d4 + D10 = 18 = Success
Recharge fails

Valeros saw another man in the distance.  Preparing his longsword for another throw, he called out.
"Excuse me, know anything about bandits?"
The man turned, eyeing Valeros up and down.
"Yep, need one?"
Well, that was an unexpected reaction.  Hmm, maybe this bandit could prove useful to the investigation.  He could always murder the man later if he needed to, he supposed.  Sheathing his sword, he approached.
"I sure do, pal.  I sure do."
"Great, well there's plenty of stuff here to steal.  Here check it out."  The man said, as he handed Valeros a spyglass.

Turn 24
Valeros – BoG
Burglar – Diplomacy = D6+2 = 6 = success
Discard standard bearer explore
Spyglass = Wisdom + BoG = 6 = success
Discard spyglass to reveal Warhammer and treasure map

Lem backed away slowly from the zombie giant.  He could see movement in the things stomach, and his mind flashed back to the rats from before.  No way, there could not be that many rats in there.  Well, he was right, because as he thought this, a horde of skeletons burst forth from the thing like the result of some horrific zombie c-section.  Lem ran screaming, shooting energy at them as he did.  He broke from the trees, spotting a farm in the distance.  Maybe he could hide there!

Turn 25
Lem – BoG
Skeleton Horde
Lem – Inflict = D10+1 + D6 = 16 = success
Recharge success
Valeros – Melee + Reveal Longsword – D10+3 + D8 = 6 = fail = 2 damage = recharge chainmail to reduce by 2

Valeros saw Lem  through the spyglass.  Running them and screaming like a lunatic.  What the hell had gotten into that little guy?  From the trees behind Lem, Skeletons emerged.  A lot of skeletons.  Valeros handed back the spyglass to his new companion and braced himself.

Minutes later, Lem was panting at Valeros' feet as he surveyed the carnage.  Bones lie scattered in all directions, and Valeros was covered in bone dust.  He snatched a Warhammer from the pile of debris, and tapped Lem on the head with it.
"Come on, lazy, can't be sitting around all day like this."

Turn 26
Valeros – B of Shelyn
Warhammer – D10+3 = 8 = success

The bandit was kind enough to share a map with them that showed a treasure buried nearby.  Lem followed the map, and was pleased to find a blast stone in the nearby field.  As he held it in hand though, he began to hear strange music coming from the fields.  He didn't like the sound of that one bit, and ran back to join Valeros and their new companion.

Turn 27
Lem – B of Irori
Farmhouse
Treasure Map – Knowledge + recharge sage = 2d6 + 3 = 12 = success
Reveals Blast Stone and adds it to hand
Discard archer to explore
Satyr – Dex + BoG = 2D8 = 8 = fail = discard longbow

Lem relayed to Valeros what he had heard in the field, and Valeros' brow grew dark.  Damn hippies playing their music in these poor farmers' fields.  Not on his watch!  He walked towards the field with flint and tinder, lighting it on fire.  That would teach those pesky trespassers.

Turn 28
Valeros – Bo Torag
Satyr – Dex + BoG = 2D8 = 14 = success

Lem stared at the fire in disbelief.  If he hadn't already been assaulted by zombies, rats, giants and gods knew what else today, he had half a mind to report this incident to the Sheriff.  As it was though, he was just really tired.

Turn 29
Lem – BoG
Woods
Masterwork tools – Dex + BoG = 2D8 = 5 = fail

Valeros watched the field burn as the sun set behind him.  Man, it was beautiful.  These townsfolk would definitely congratulate him for this.  This must be why people liked these small towns.  You really feel like you can make a difference.  As he mused on this, a man and goblin ran out of the fire, on fire, straight towards him.  The man, stopped immediately upon seeing Valeros, and threw his goblin companion at him.  Valeros swung his longsword, cleaving the creature in two in midair.  They should make a sport of that, he thought.  He would certainly be pretty good at it.  His attention eventually drifted back to the man, who was now a distant speck on the horizon.  Well...shit.

Still, it had been a pretty good day.

Turn 30
Valeros – BoGorum
Jubrayl –
Lem attempt close = fail
Valeros – reveal and recharge Warhammer + Melee = 15 = Success
Defeat monster to close = Goblin commando = recharge chainmail = reveal and recharge longsword + Melee = D10+3 + d8 + d6 = 14 = success

Postgame Thoughts

Whew, man this scenario is rough.  Poor Lem just got accosted left and right.  With only one weapon, it makes it something of a challenge to do so much combat with him.  I don't feel comfortable putting more than two attack spells on him, as I need room for Cure.  Detect Magic is admittedly not as useful as I would like in a 2-player situation, though, so that will probably get dropped soon.

I don't know what I would have done without the wooden bridge closed ability.  It was the only way I could get Cure back into Lem's hand there towards the middle of this scenario.

Also, I hate the Satyr and Bunyip.  Really, really hate them.

Cop and a Half: Episode 1 - Brigandoom

Day 1

Valeros hated this assignment already.  As though being a cop in times like these wasn't hard enough, the Magnimar chief of police had reassigned him to some village called Sandpoint.  To top it all off, his new partner there was a rookie.  The chief had mumbled something about Valeros' excessive drinking and chastised him for carrying around 4 swords and a spear at the same time.  The chief obviously didn't understand that weapons tended to get stuck in things, and that drinking helped Valeros obtain information on the low-lifes in Magnimar.  Whatever, he thought, how bad could Sandpoint be, anyway?

Starting Deck
Longsword x4 Longspear
Chainmail x3
Crowbar
Mattock
Crow
Standard Bearer
Blessing of the Gods x3

Lem chuckled to himself softly as he leaned back in Sheriff Hemlock's chair.  This was going to be the sweetest job he could have imagined.  Free room and board, free booze, yes sir, this was the life.  Nothing ever happened in Sandpoint outside of the occasional fire or serial killing.  Lem was in the lap of luxury, and he hadn't even met his new partner, some girl named Val.  This was going to be sweet.

Starting DeckSling
Amulet of life
Caltrops
Sage
Burglar
Guide
Lightning touch
Cure
Inflict
Detect magic
Blessing of the gods x5

Suddenly, the door burst open, and Sheriff Hemlock stepped through, followed by a very surly-looking human carrying way too many weapons.
"Lem, I have told you a hundred times, don't sit in my chair!"  Hemlock said, Glaring at the halfling.  "I want you to meet your new partner, Valeros.  There's been reports of robbers, out at the farmhouses on the edge of town, and I want you to go to investigate.  Should be a good chance for you two to get to know each other, and you can show him around the city."

"Valeros?" Lem thought, "This isn't turning out like I thought at all."  He sighed and led the way to the farmhouse.  Valeros said nothing, and Lem wasn't going to push the issue.  Anyone who needed to carry all that crap around was clearly compensating for something.  As they approached the farmhouse, Lem could see shadows moving in the fields.  He stopped and motioned to the fields, Valeros nodded.  He too could see the movement.  Lem crept closer.

Lem leapt back as the shadow emerged from the field and reached for him.  What was this thing?!  As Lem was frozen in horror, a sword emerged from the chest of the creature.
"Do something!" Valeros shouted, as the shadow wrenched itself free of the blade.
Lem instinctively incanted a very basic spell, closed his eyes, and reached for the creature.  Sounds electricity filled the air, along with the stench of ozone.  As Lem slowly opened his eyes, the creature was gone.

Turn 1 – Blessing of iomedae
Lem
Farmhouse
Explore: Shadow
Blessing + Lightning Touch + Valeros = 2d10+1+3D4 = 17 = success
Recharge lightning touch = success
Detect Magic – reveal locked passage
Recharge fail
Reset hand

Valeros had to admit it, this halfling wasn't completely useless.  I mean, sure, he looked like he was going to wet himself when he saw that Shadow, but at least he managed to pull himself together in the end.  What a Shadow was doing at a farm, Valeros had no idea, but his curiosity was piqued.
 

Turn 2 – Blessing of Torag
Valeros
Recharge mattock on Locked Passage
Strength + melee + Lem recharge blessing = D10 + 3 + 1d4 = 9 = success
Reveals dagger, puts it on the bottom
Discard blessing to explore – Sneak
Fail wisdom check – discard crow – buried due to farmhouse
Reveal and recharge longsword + melee = D10+3+D8+D6 = 13 = success
Reset hand

Valeros took long strides toward the nearby barn.  It was locked, but fortunately, he was always prepared.  He removed a Mattock from his pack and struck the lock, breaking it easily.  Inside was a man in a dark cloak, who nearly fell over himself to get away from Valeros, dropping a dagger from his hand.
"Who are you?!"  The man cried, as Valeros unsheathed his longsword and strode towards him.
"I'm your worst nightmare", Valeros said coldly, as he plunged his longsword into the man's stomach.

"Umm..." Lem said as he entered the barn, looking in horror at the man dying at his partners feet.  "Shouldn't you have questioned him or arrested him or something?"  Valeros laughed to himself and wiped his blade on the dead man's shirt.  Rookies, he hated rookies.

Well, it wouldn't do to let this dead guy go to waste, Lem thought.  He leaned over the man and found a couple vials of liquid in a pouch.  Might come in handy, especially if it's booze, he thought to himself as he pocketed them.  A noise behind him made him spin around.  It was another man, dressed similarly to the one lying on the ground at Lem's hairy feet.

The man's eyes went wide as he surveyed the gruesome scene and he turned to run.  Lem wasn't about to let that happen though, as he channeled the energy of the whiskey he had drank this morning and unleashed it as powerful dark energy.  The man dropped lifelessly to the ground.  Valeros grunted in satisfaction.  Lem had had enough of this barn though, and walked through the doorway, stepping carefully over the freshly dead bandit.  Sudden pain nearly knocked him unconscious as a powerful blow hit the back of his skull.  As his vision slowly returned, Lem saw a truly strange creature shuffling away from the farm.

Turn 3 – Blessing of Irori
Lem
Potion of glibness –int =  D6 = 5 = success
Discard blessing to explore again
Potion of vision – Int = D6 = 6 = success
Discard blessing to explore again
Archer – Diplomacy – D10+3 = 8 = success
Discard archer to explore again
Bandit
Recharge Pot of Glibness, draw Cure from Scenario ability
Cast inflict + Valeros power = D10+1+D6+D4 = 12 = success
Fail recharge
Attempt to close – fight random monster
Bunyip – fail wisdom check, difficulty D10
Stength + Valeros = 2D4 = 6 = fail = 3 damage
Reset hand

He turned to Valeros to see that he hadn't even noticed, he was too busy playing with some glasses he had found on the man Lem had killed.  As the glasses broke easily in Valeros' hand, he frowned, and dropped them to the ground.  Looking up at Lem, he said, "Cmon, stop sitting around.  let's go see the owner of this place, he has some explaining to do."

Turn 4 – blessing of Torag
Lem cures himself = 1d4+1 = 4
Fail recharge
Valeros – Eyes of the eagle = Lem recharge + Wis = 2D4 = 4 = fail

Lem knocked on the door of the farm, and it swung open easily.  Inside, there were obvious signs of a struggle.  As he entered the doorway, he was hit in the side of the head from something foul, and on fire.  Lem had had enough of this crap.  He pulled out his trusty sling and fired a stone in the direction that the flaming projectile had come from.  A cry of pain resulted, and a goblin fell from it's hiding spot in the kitchen.

Turn 5 – Blessing of the gods
Lem – Goblin commando deals 1 damage to Lem - reveal + discard Sling + Valeros = D8 + D6 + 2d4 = 9 = success
Reset hand

Valeros stepped over to the goblin.  "Nice shot." he said as he reached down and took a dagger from the corpse.  Could never have too many weapons.  He looked up to see a very angry looking woman in the doorway.  She began chanting and waving her arms around in patterns.  Valeros was unimpressed.  He walked towards her, longsword ready.  He barely noticed the wounds opening on his flesh from invisible claws.
"That all you got, lady?"  He said as he brought his sword down, cleaving her in two.  Taking a deep, satisfying breath, Valeros turned to his partner.  "This house...is clear."

Turn 6 – Blessing of Gorum
Valeros explore – Dagger = D8 = 6 = success
Summon and defeat monster
Echantress – bury  armor to avoid damage – Melee + reveal and recharge longsword = D10+3+D6+D8 = 24 = success, takes one damage at the end
Location closed
Reset hand

The sun was setting, and Lem relaxed on the waterfront, watching it set.  Today was probably the craziest day he could imagine.  I mean, he had his first assignment, met his psychotic new partner, killed and looted some bandits, and got his butt kicked by some crazy seal shark creature that was mysteriously at a farm that had been taken over by a goblin and his magically powered human lover.  Or something.  It was wild, but at least he survived, he supposed.  He turned and saw a small dog coming his way.

"C'mere boy!" He said, patting his knee.  A dog could probably come in handy in their investigation!  As it came closer though, Lem squinted his eyes against the setting sun.  Something was wrong here, and this dog didn't look quite right.  He began to run.  As he did so, the dog began to chase him, spitting fire at Lem as he did so.  Lem hated this assignment already.

Turn 7 – Blessing of Erastil
Lem moves to waterfront
Explore - Hellhound – gets ass kicked
Group runs away

Postgame Analysis

This was my first two-player session of the game.  All of my other plays have been with a 6-person group.  The game plays very differently based on the number of players, so I found myself learning some important lessons this game.

First and foremost is that you simply cannot burn cards to explore every turn.  With two people, you have to make each deck last potentially 15 turns, and there's no way you can do that if you're burning cards every turn to explore.  Patience is the name of the game here.

Secondly, combat is a lot harder without the backup I'm used to expecting from party members in the form of blessings, spells and powers.

At any rate, I hope you enjoyed this first session.  I have a couple more to write up that I should be posting here soon.  See you then!